I love it when I tell em' shove it
cause wasn't that
long ago when Marshall sat,
Luster lacked, flustered
cause he couldn't cut mustard,
muster up nothing
brain fuzzy, cause he's buzzin,
woke up from that buzz.
14.Philippines.Comedian.
Dancer.
Basketball Player.
Capricorn.
January 6.5'11
Tarzan lives half naked,
Cinderella comes home at midnight,
Aladdin is the king of thieves,
Pinocchio lies all the time,
Batman drives at 200 mph,
Sleeping Beauty is lazy,
and Snow White lives with 7 guys.
- We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave, they get it from their story book.
DJs all the local and hot Pureblood clubs…
Karaokes a bit of Britney Spears’ hits…
Chills out with his top Death Eaters—only on Fridays, though…
Practices his game face…
Creates some very GaGa-esque songs for smackdowns with Potter…
Creates some promos for Disney Channel to earn a couple extra bucks…
And hones his skills in the art of seduction…
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(Source: anondracomalfoy)
YOU WERE SO SHOCKED LIKE…
COZ You Didn’t Even Study… SO YOU’RE LIKE
That You’re So Pissed Of That You Wanna Tell Your Teacher…
And You Can’t Remember The answers So you’re Like…
So You Copy To Your Classmates So You’re Like…
Or… You guessed All the Answers Like…
AND YOU WISH/PRAY OF GETTING A HIGH/PASSING SCORE…
WHEN YOU GET A HIGH SCORE
YOU FAILED..
MY LIFE.
(Source: lilimissunshinesmile, via asdfghjkldenise)
